What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 15:10

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I'm 24.
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : No
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Sure.
He : Then let's have some coffee
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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Thank you.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I don't drink
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Because it's month of August.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Tea ?